How to Win a Duck Fight is the blog of future author, movie script writer, probably playwright and other things, Robert Mayer. A lifelong oddball in disguise to some and oddball that should be in disguise to others, Robert’s style can best be described as . . . confusing but intriguing.

Armed only with the many mistakes and odd things he has done in his life, Robert hopes to take people on a permanent journey away from despair and hopelessness.

All photos on this site were taken by someone.